im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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