I must be too annoying 4 u.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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