I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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