either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Slut skills are useful in every country.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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