I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
