god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
honey bunches of taint.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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