i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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