went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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