omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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