Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
We talked him into tasing himself.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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