Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
my poor anus
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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