This is not my ceiling
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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