An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
tell me about the fingering
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