i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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