I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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