summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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