is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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