super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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