Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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