Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
