Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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