Your face is a jimmy john
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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