are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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