did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
How external is "for external use only"?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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