On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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