Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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