i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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