the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never joke about your clitoris.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
