Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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