Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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