So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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