Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
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