he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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