nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
