Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I have already put on my inside pants.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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