Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
