wanna go halves on a baby?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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