you would pick up someone in the library
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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