Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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