or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
