He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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