You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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