i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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