Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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