Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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