dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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