Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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