it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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