so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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