saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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