For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Randomize
